"Event details kept in a top secret vault until just before the race. A team event with unknown variables and wildcards. Large pterodactyls looking for payback. Ok. No dinosaurs. But Commando Cup is still not an event to take lightly.

"Most 5ks are sponsored by some bake sale moms, and nothing against bake sales - or moms, but this is not your mom's bake sale 5k."

"Newbsanity Ultra is kind of like if Superman and Batman decided to combine their DNA to make a Matrix movie featuring Wolverine."

"In ancient times, gauntlets were used to test a warrior's mettle. So yeah, that plus tires and mud!

"Living through winters in New York makes you tough. Running four miles in a bathing suit in a New York winter makes you a legend."

"There is nothing more intense than Newbsanity Obstacles. Unless, of course, you're talking about Newbsanity Obstacles...at night!"