

VERY
EVENTFUL
Many things differentiate us. Our events define us.
EVENT BOARD

September 17, 2023 at 1:00:00 PM
Commando Cup
"Event details kept in a top secret vault until just before the race. A team event with unknown variables and wildcards. Large pterodactyls looking for payback. Ok. No dinosaurs. But Commando Cup is still not an event to take lightly.

July 29, 2023 at 12:00:00 PM
Extreme Ravine
"Most 5ks are sponsored by some bake sale moms, and nothing against bake sales - or moms, but this is not your mom's bake sale 5k."

June 24, 2023 at 12:00:00 PM
Last Man Standing Ultra
"Newbsanity Ultra is kind of like if Superman and Batman decided to combine their DNA to make a Matrix movie featuring Wolverine."

May 13, 2023 at 12:00:00 PM
Mud Gauntlet
"In ancient times, gauntlets were used to test a warrior's mettle. So yeah, that plus tires and mud!

February 19, 2023 at 3:00:00 PM
Frozen Four Miler
"Living through winters in New York makes you tough. Running four miles in a bathing suit in a New York winter makes you a legend."

January 21, 2023 at 11:00:00 PM
Night Ops Challenge + Ultra
"There is nothing more intense than Newbsanity Obstacles. Unless, of course, you're talking about Newbsanity Obstacles...at night!"